Which one of these have you last experienced? Thanks.?

You sure have an obsession with the anal excrement, don't you? You want to know what the largest nut I found in my poop was? A nut as large as an avocado pit! Talk about being painful to pass! I flushed the toilet, and clogged it. Good thing my dad was a plumber. Still had to pay him overtime because it happened on a holiday. You ever call a professional out on a holiday? Hurts worse to pay him overtime than it did to pass the avocado pit!